Saturday, September 03, 2005
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Date: Sat, 3 Sep 2005 18:12:11 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Bobncarol" <*******@hotmail.com> Add to Address Book
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Subject: Jesus loves you
To: anais_nynjah@yahoo.com
You are a sick bitch. What is your freaking problem? You should be dragged through the filth of New Orleans and your head should be held under the toxic water until you choke to death.
How can you watch people suffer and make fun of them? I bet you don't even take care of your kids. You probably don't even believe in God and if you don't then your prayers won't be answered. I bet you probably don't even pray anyway and that's why your such a bitch. You should have to go to New Orleans and help the poor people there who are suffering with their children and have to walk for miles with no shoes and no clothes and their hungry and don't have water. They are very, very ill and in hospitals and they can't get out and nobody is coming to get them. You think that is funny? Well I think that you should get left in a hospital to die where no one cares about you. How would that make you feel?
You're really stupid. You make me sick. I think you are some kind of perverted person and you should ask Jesus Christ into your heart and ask him to forgive you for your sins. You are going to hell for sure if you don't ask Jesus Christ to be your personal Lord and Savior and he will come into your heart but you have to mean it. You probably won't but I will pray for you even though your such a stupid bitch.
Carol B***
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Look, darlings! It's a message from a soldier of the lord. Notice how she lured me in by heading the message with "Jesus Loves You". As if she could fool me.
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Dear Carol,
Fuck you. Doesn't your stupid bible say "Thou Shalt Not Kill"? And yet, here you are, ready to drown someone, simply because they have differng points of view from yours. Goodness, you wouldn't happen to be recruiting for the Militant Christian Society, would you? No, of course not. You're (notice the correct spelling and usage, dear) a renegade.
First of all, of course I don't take care of my kids. I don't have any. Now who's stupid? I don't believe anyone should have kids unless they provide for them. I have no intention of providing for anyone, therefor no kiddiekins here.
Secondly, I wasn't laughing at the poor displaced and suffering people of New Orleans. I was merely expressing my disdain, disgust actually, at their lack of self-efficacy. Google it, Carol. Of course I don't think it's funny that invalids and newborns were left to fend for themselves amidst a hurricane. Who the fuck's in charge over there and how the fuck did they get elected? Don't you think accountability is in order, Carol? Even just an itty bitty bit? How about some personal, and administrative, and corporal accountability. Wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't a big, fat Mea Culpa feel really good right now?
I'm happy for all the survivors and it's a shame and a tragedy for all the dead. I'd love to go to New Orleans and help out, but seeing as I'm not actually real it's going to be a little hard. I'd also love to donate clothes and whatnot, but all I've got are my gloves, boots, and french-cut naughties. Hardly appropriate, don't you think?
Now, as for Jesus Christ washing away all my sins, again I'll have to politely tell you to fuck off. Who do you think You are? Who is this Jesus guy anyway? Who is he to forgive me of anything? I forgive myself. What about you? What sins do you have to confess? Someone as repressed as you most likely has been fantasizing about threesomes with the gardener and the pool boy. Anal sex and nipple clamps, indeed. But with a minor? In your marriage bed? While your husband is at Thursday night bible study? Shame, shame dirty girl. And you call me perverted.
Go ahead and pray for me if you like. I don't believe in your god so it hardly matters. Just know that if you do it to me, I'll do it twice as hard to you. Except that I'll be praying for Satan to come and devour you whole. Oh, just kidding. I don't believe in that one, either. I'll just pray that you get everything that's coming to you. In spades, sweetie. In spades.
The Shadow * 11:14 PM
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