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Sunday, January 15, 2006

This just in from idiot central -

Date: Sun, 15 Jan 2006 00:18:50 -0800 (PST)
From: "monkey man" Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
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Subject: No More Crew
To: anais_nynjah@yahoo.com

Hey Bitch,

Looks like Henry Rollins is shutting down your friends. I think it's fucking hilarious. What are you gonna do now you stupid bitch? No more crew. What do you have to say to that?

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Oh dearest dearie me! Whatever will I do?

Hmmmm, there's just so much wrong with this I honestly don't know where to start. Okay, here goes.

Hey, dumbfuck! Didn't I tell you not to write me anymore? I shouldn't have bothered saying it. Knuckledraggers like you can never follow simple instructions. Look, it's just so sad that you can't be Henry Rollins like you want to be. I'm really sorry, but The Universe only allows one Henry on the planet at a time. Kind of like at Disneyland there's only one Mickey Mouse out in the park at a time. Sure, there's dozens of Mickey's waiting in the wings, but only one can be out and about at a time. Right now, it's Hank's turn.

So you hate The Crew for some unfathomable yet retarded reason. How quaint. What did they ever do to you? Who cares?

I don't understand why you write me. I don't understand your hostility towards Rollins or your hostility towards The Crew. I understand your hostility towards me because I know that even though I'm anime I'm still more woman than you've ever had or will ever. You spread lies about Henry like he's not a real person and then you write to me gloating that Henry is shutting down The Crew.

A bit of reality for you, but only because you are in such desperate need. Henry is not shutting down The Crew. Henry probably doesn't even know The Crew exist. Henry probably doesn't have the time or energy to give two black shits either way. The Crew are shutting down their blog on Henry's birthday for whatever reasons of their own. If you want more truth you can write to them and see if they'll answer.

You sit at your computer and spread your hostility because your world is too fucking small and the hate inside you is boiling over. Not my fault, not my problem. If you don't like your fucked up pathetic life, feel free to change it. If the only effort you can make to relieve your pain, or boredom, or dissatisfaction, is to start shit via email, then why don't you just go start a blog of your own and see if anyone bothers reading your shit.

Or you could just kill yourself, which would be my recommendation. You could drink antifreeze in your OJ and take a bunch of sleeping pills and let it do it's work. That would be a great method for a little pussy bitch like yourself.

AN

The Shadow * 10:08 AM

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Oh, Kittens,

Somewhere out there is a said, lonely girl named Katherin Zaleski. She's obsessed with her cat, and the Henry Rollins discussion group on Yahoo! You should all write to her and see what she has to say. It's kind of like dropping a quarter in one of those gypsy fortune teller arcade things. Except that when you drop a quarter in Katherine you get a really fucked up sideways kind of perspective back atcha. Try it. You might like it. But then, that's probably what you're afraid of, right? I know, little darlings, I know.

Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite. Unless you're into that kinky shit.

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Date: Sun, 8 Jan 2006 14:59:36 -0800 (PST)
From: "katherine zaleski" <********@yahoo.com> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
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Subject: Re: hey
To: "Anais Nynjah"

um.. . im sorry if ihave bothered you..

Anais Nynjah wrote:

Yeah, that Rollins group on Yahoo! sure is full of people who think very highly of themselves. I wonder why.

AN

katherine zaleski <********@yahoo.com> wrote:

well, someone on a yahoo! henry rollins list gave the url to your blog. once in a while i check it... its cool you went to go visit joe cole. made me think of my grandmother... and of all those that i miss...

Anais Nynjah wrote:

Only when I'm in the hospital on a Morphine drip.

How does that feel, tongues from strange animals?

AN

katherine zaleski <********@yahoo.com> wrote:

do you ever feel like your skin is crawling with bugs.. maybe maggots, or spiders.. or tongues from some strange animal...?

Anais Nynjah wrote:

Well, he's a busy boy. We don't bug, we just keep it short and sweet. He probably appreciates that.

AN
katherine zaleski <********@yahoo.com> wrote:

haha... i can.t even get him to say hello over email let alone a random dealing.. .lol! :s haha

Anais Nynjah wrote:

Well, wouldn't you like to know? Yes, he rocks our world. He is one of the glues that binds us together. We have had some random dealings with him, but no. We are not a part of his inner circle. And you?

AN

katherine zaleski <********@yahoo.com> wrote:

i just don.t understand.. do you guys like know henry rollins or something.. he seems to rock your world... im just confused.. unconfused me k? :)
thanks...

witchita

The Shadow * 9:52 PM

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Thursday, January 05, 2006

Since everyone constantly sends me quizzes and slambook questionnaire's, I've had to come up with one of my own. Because your stuff never asks the questions I want answered and you guys send this shit to me all the time, that's why. So drop what you're doing right now, even if you're breast-feeding your newborn, and take this retarded little quiz like we used to back in 6th grade.

1. Who is your favorite one-armed drummer?
Hallie Eisenberg

2. When was the first time you shoplifted?
When I was 87, but I was just confused.

3. What did you take? Adult diapers.

4. Elvis Presley or Morrissey? KD Lang.

5. The Screamers or The Vandals?
How could you do this to me?

6. Link Wray or Lyle Lovett?
Link Wray, but only because of the Julia Roberts thing. So just kidding.

7. Do you even know who Link Wray is? Duh.

8. If a wildebeast was eating your leg, who would you
call? Henry Rollins.

9. If a space alien was beaming you away, who would
you call? Jello Biafra.

10. What is your favorite sexual position (that you
actually know how to do) ((don't lie))?
The Upside Down Triple Decker Sucker Punch.

11. What is your favorite sexual position (that you've
actually done) ((don't brag))? The Cockatiel.

12. If you had a monkey what would you name it?
Sylvester Steven Stallone Seagal.

13. If you had a turtle would you enter it in the
races? Yes, and it would win.

14. Would you bind, gag, and slap silly George W. Bush
for a million dollars? Yes.

15. Would you do it for cab fare? Double yes.

16. If you could re-animate only one of these three,
whom would you choose: A) Wanda Jackson, B) Wendy O.
Williams, C) Courtney Love? Wendy, so that she could
then re-animate the others.

17. If you could re-animate only one of these three,
whom would you choose: A) Joey Ramone, B) DeeDee
Ramone, C) Tommy Ramone?
You are a horrible person. I default to Joe Cole.

18. If your mother and Dickie Barrett were in a burning closet and you could save only one of them,
whom would you choose?
Dickie Barrett. That was an easy one for anyone who knows me.

19. Steve Jones or Ewan McGregor?
Steve Jones, but only because Ewan is happily married with children.

20. Who and what were you in your favorite past life?
A governor of Lesbos, Cleopatra, Ishtar, The Mona Lisa, and Mary Magdalene who was the wife of Jesus the Christ.

(Don't ever send this shit to me again, you crazy
bitch. I hate you. Call me.)

Hooray! That's the end of the quiz! Now you can print it out and use it for toilet paper! Thanks everyone for taking my quiz! It means sooooooooooooooo much to
me. Remember, don't bother sending this back because I don't really need or want to know the answers to any of these retarded or meaningless questions. (Except
the one about our friend Dubya.)

Now back to work, you slackers. Do something creative and productive for the betterment of the human race. Or just kill yourself if you can't even manage that.

Kisses,
Brigid

The Shadow * 9:01 PM

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