Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Date: Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:22:43 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Kiki" <**********@yahoo.com> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
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Subject: Valentines Day
To: anais_nynjah@yahoo.com
Hey Anais,
How is everything going? I hope everything is good. I have a question and I hope you can help me.
I don't like having sex with my boyfriend. I've tried talking to him but he just kind of blows me off. I would like to stop but I don't want him to break up with me. I'm hoping you can help me and that you won't make fun of me.
Okay, thanks alot.
Kiki
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Dearest, dearest Kiki -
Where the fuck is your mother? Oh, nevermind.
How could I possibly make fun of you? You are in such serious trouble. If you don't like having sex with your boyfriend, then S T O P!
Seriously. Don't EVER do anything you don't want to do. Okay, I know that in reality we are all basically forced through socialization to do lots and lots of things we really don't want to do. We go to work, or school maybe in your case. We pay taxes, or we at least pretend to. We pay our bills, sort of. We let Britney Spears live. But what I'm talking about is sex. Her sex is something every girl in the world should have control over. However, that's still not the way of the world. There are little girls, and chicks, and women the whole world over who suck it up and do what they're told, no matter how much it hurts. No matter how disgusting it is. Why are you one of them?
My dearest little Kiki, when your asshole boyfriend ignores your protests and requests for him to stop, you need to take back control of the situation. I suggest a nice hard kick in the balls.
Sex is a beautiful thing. But like everything beautiful, it can be disfigured into something disturbing at the very least. Your sex is something delicate. It needs to be protected, like a precious thing. You wouldn't expose something precious to the elements. You wouldn't let just anyone handle something precious, right? You need to think of your pussy, of your sex, as one of the most precious things in the world.
Precious things are to be shared. They need to be stared at and worhipped. That's what makes them precious. Something so unique and special needs to be treated properly. But don't hide it away. Just be sure to screen your pussy worshippers. Make sure they know what they're doing. Make sure they have respect and skill in what they're doing.
Let's talk about respect. Make sure you have respect for yourself. Otherwise, how can you demand something of someone that you won't give yourself? Don't let anyone push you around. You don't owe anyone a fuck. I don't care if some jerkoff declares himself your boyfriend. I don't care how much money he's spent on you. I don't care what he does for you or where he takes you. You don't owe anyone a fuck, and that includes blowjobs, handjobs, or any other sexual interaction anyone can dream up. You don't owe anyone a fuck. Ever. Even on your wedding night. Even if you said you would and then change your mind once you get naked. Even if you change your mind in the middle of the act. You don't owe anyone a fuck, ever.
Your boyfriend will probably break up with you if you stop having sex with him. I know this because he's stupid, and shallow, and doesn't give a shit about you or what you want. That's okay. I have a great way to trump him. All you have to do to prevent him from breaking up with you, is to break up with him first. Make sure everyone knows that you're the dumper and that it was because he's so pushy about sex. He'll probably run around telling everyone what a horrible lay you are. Who cares. Let him say what he wants. Let him do whatever he likes. It doesn't matter because he doesn't matter. You and your pussy need to spend some time really getting to know each other and he's just getting in the way. Get rid of him.
I'd like you to start reading books. Read some Tracey Cox. Maybe some Regena Thomashauer. Plus, I want you to touch yourself. A lot. Use lube. Make sure you know what turns you on before you let anyone else touch you. Do it at least once a day. Masturbation isn't just for boys. It isn't just for Henry Rollins. It's for you and your pussy. Touch yourself. Do it a lot. Do it until you know how your body works and then, once you've really screened the next guy and made sure he's pussy worthy, you can let him get to know you. I suggest you make him start by licking you until you come the first time and then he can stim you with his fingers until you're ready for his big dick.
Good luck and good sex.
AN
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