Monday, September 05, 2005
Happy Labor Day Fuckos!
I've received some lovely love notes. I saved the best for you. The first is from a cretin named Dina. She thinks she knows who I am. What a moron. I wonder who she thinks I am? Some girl who irritates her, I'm sure. Maybe she's mad because this girl she mitakenly believes is me is so much skinnier, and prettier, and more popular than she is. Maybe she's the kind of 'tard who thinks that shit's important.
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Date: Mon, 5 Sep 2005 10:12:19 -0700 (PDT)
From: "It's Dina" <*********@aol.com> Add to Address Book
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Subject: Bitch
To: anais_nynjah@yahoo.com
You are a complete and total bitch. I know who you are. Everyone will know now because I'm telling everyone who you are and what you've been doing. You are such a bitch. You're going to be sorry for all the stuff you've said and nobody will care because you're a bitch and everyone hates you anyway.
Have a nice day, bitch.
Dina
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Goodness. It certainly sounds like she's about to start something. How amusing stupid people can be.
Here's the other love note I received:
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Date: Mon, 5 Sep 2005 13:29:13 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Jeffers" <*******@yahoo.com> Add to Address Book
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Subject: Hi
To: anais_nynjah@yahoo.com
I agree with your views of the poor. Those stupid lazy people should have left when they had their chance. They spend all their money (our money which they get for free from welfare, disability, and unemployment) on liquor, crack, and shit they don't need. They should try getting a job so they can feed their own kids and buy a car and gas and the get the fuck out instead of waiting to be rescued off a roof.
Now soldiers who are supposed to be defending this country from terrorism have to waste their resources herding human cattle. Those fucking people are so stupid they can't even get their shit together to get out of harm's way. No, instead they go looting and shooting at rescuers. They start a crime spree instead of helping their fellow man. It's because they're not men. They're animals. I hope they don't rebuild New Orleans at all. I hope they let it rot and all those lazy fuckers have to get jobs.
Peace out,
Jeffers
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Mercy. Which one of these idiots is more deluded? I just don't know. It's a toss up. I think Jeffers is definitely more dangerous, though. He sure seems to be mad at the poor. Maybe he's so desperate for a fuck he's one of those freaks on Craigslist New Orleans offering free shelter to single females only. He's probably mad because even that can't get him laid.
He's obviously such a better man than the "animals". According to Jeffers, life could never kick his ass. He's a superman. Hey, that's just what this country needs! Let's drop Jeffers into the mucky water to plug up the levee since he's such a giant crapsack.
Oh, Jeffers. You sad, pathetic racist, classist, egotistical zero. Haven't you figured out the obvious? It's as plain as the cum stain on Monica's blue dress.
Georgie Porgy let NOLA flood because he's the Born Again Nero. Dubya is the fiddler on the roof, well kind of. If Katrina had happened in Florida, he'd have had his federal ducks in a row, no problemo. Isn't it the least bit curious that he cut the Army Corps of Engineers from the project? It's because he's been hoping for this. He's been on his knees praying for this. Now, he can clear all of New Orleans and build his new Spring Palace. It's going to be wonderful. Condi will build hers in Alabama and they'll have a big place for the YesMen in Mississippi. And a golden road to connect them all from Crawford, Texas to Jeb's place in Florida. The only thing that was bothering him was all the impoverished black folk, but they've all been cleared out now. Well, almost. Be patient. Soon, they'll all be gone for good.
How will you help, Jeffers? Will you donate your piggy bank? Will you clear out your closet and send your hand-me-downs? Will you write letters and vote? No one cares, Jeffers. You're just one stupid guy and no one cares.
Why don't you protest how the poor mishandled everything and brought destruction upon themselves? Oh, yes Jeffers! Please? You could stage a nationally televised self-immolation. Oh, it would be so engrossing. Please, Jeffers! Show those "lazy" poor people how wrong they are. It would be an act worthy of an extremist like yourself. Oh, but Jeffers? Before you perform your bold act? I just want to tell you, from my heart, to go fuck yourself.
Goodnight fucktards.
The Shadow * 10:46 PM
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